A Generational God October 19, 2010

The God of the Boomers says:

I know you believe in Me and trust Me, but I need love! I need attention! Faith sounds so old fashioned, I’d rather talk about R*E*L*A*T*I*O*N*S*H*I*P!

The God of Gen X says:

I love you and have a wonderful plan for your life and all that, but in the end remember I’m a Trinity, and if you turn your back on Me I’ll be unhappy, but I’ll never be lonely!

The God of the Millennials says:

Many great deeds have I done, as I’m sure you know, but what have I done lately that you find worthy of praise and glorification? How am I doing, precisely? If I could figure out how to open a Twitter account, I would. Sometimes I wonder whether the Closing of the Canon was such a good idea . . .

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